Longhorn Plan

1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.

2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.

Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?

Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...

Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.

Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan

by ztpruit January 26, 2010

Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Puss Plan

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.

Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.

by Brookside23 March 3, 2022

Ghost Plans

Plans you make with people you have no real intention of carrying out
:Plans friends make knowing they will never happen

Person 1 "Hey it's been a long time, we should get together soon and do something!
Person 2 "Yeah of course, I'll let you know when I'm free..." (He just made Ghost plans with him)

by Wykyd1 May 31, 2018

Plan A

Plan A means Adam and Ashley are the only plan. Forever.

There is only Plan A. Plan A is the only Plan that matters.

by Hustlentow February 6, 2025

The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep

Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"

by Simmypoo May 17, 2025

Business-Plan

That's a so fucking cool thing. Your idea can be famous for nothing. You can fucking open a porn-site and the teacher won't say nothing. That's the fucking best idea in the fucking planet.

Like I said that's so good that will blow your mind.

Business-Plan is the best thing ever created

by Bebesmebe March 3, 2020