1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.
2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.
by FOJB February 23, 2008
Get the puss pirate mug.Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.
Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!
by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014
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Get the Pirate Life mug.A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013
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Kylie: PLEEEEEASSE NOOOTIIIICE MEEEEEE
Lilia: MOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
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