Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.
My man is parent proof.”
by nicegrass January 28, 2025
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Parentitis

When daughter or sons are obsessed with their parents. They could never let go of them, you are always with them 24/7 . That is a promblem because if you know you have a man with these serious conditions PLEASE LEAVE HIM. He will never leave his parents and if he does you had promblem dragged him out. And if you didn’t do either that means you are safe because he doesn’t have parentitis.
My boyfriend has parentitis because he always brings him to dates and, I hate it!
by Dayyyyy123478 November 7, 2017
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Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.
Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
by desihost September 21, 2019
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parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.
i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs
by bbbbboby November 22, 2022
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shore parent

a parent that never goes in the water while at a beach, pool, lake, or other water activity, not due to an injury or illness
savanna: hey is your mom gonna come in the water?
julie: no shes a shore parent
by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023
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Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
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Parents

1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.
by SuperBoom July 27, 2020
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