It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.
by Stephen Metrulas September 25, 2004
chill out, quit having a temper tantrum, WEAR IT, it's not the end of the world, things could be a lot worse, get laid, smoke some weed, take a chill pill, be cool,
Larry (playing Black Ops): Jesus Christ I fucking knifed him!!! How the fuck did he shoot me?
John: No you didn't.
Larry: Fuck you dude. I hit R1 before he could even shoot, this is bullshit!!
John: Hit that relax button you fucking baby!!
John: No you didn't.
Larry: Fuck you dude. I hit R1 before he could even shoot, this is bullshit!!
John: Hit that relax button you fucking baby!!
by TheNeckCuttah July 26, 2011
by Mr Henderson Smith July 07, 2009
by PersonGuy101 November 30, 2017
Slang for saving and/or helping someone in a situation such as avoiding stalkers or carrying someone out of a burning building. Most commonly used as a term for those who manage to keep the buttons on a jacket from receiving much stress.
Dude 1: I'm gonna sit down
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!
by furbyarmy July 23, 2010
1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
by Glitter Boobs October 28, 2015
when you are having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and ejaculate in her belly button. then later squeeze it out of her belly button like you are milking a cow
by rad rebel November 01, 2017