front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.
Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!
by uptowntim@gmail.com October 10, 2015
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shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu
shut the front door!
by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023
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Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 04, 2024
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Fanny front

1. Synonymous with love life.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.
1. Josh - 'Dude, how is the fanny front?'

Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at

the same time! My balls look vacuum packed

they are so empty!'

2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a

wizard's sleeve!'

3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'

Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'
by Superman's Dog June 02, 2009
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Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
by WMWARRIOR February 25, 2022
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th fronting

Stupid fucks who don’t know how to speak properly and pronounce “th” as “f”

The only exception is if you’re from a certain part of Britain where it’s just the accent, otherwise you’re just fucking dumb
Person 1: “He’s not free years old Carol
Carol: “You talk like a ‘free’ year old”
Naomi: “Ha he’s th fronting what a dumbass
by Imvery March 09, 2024
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old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 10, 2019
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