by lamaooao February 6, 2021

Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.
by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023

used to describe someone so morbidly fucking obese that their downforce literally makes them stick to the fucking ground like a fucking redbull f1 car
by menlover2312 April 24, 2024

L.I.F.E has been a way for me to stay ahead of the game just by saying it you acknowledge the concept and train your brain to think ahead and/or faster
by Psychobibblebabble November 23, 2023

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down
I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along
by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 7, 2020
