An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".
Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.
by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010
Get the smart-onmug. Smart is a lovely lady.
by sexy purple human November 24, 2021
Get the Smartmug. (Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).
by Saviii January 23, 2023
Get the Farmer Smartmug. Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.
Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."
Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."
Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."
Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."
Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."
Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."
Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."
by SickyVicky May 1, 2014
Get the smart-wombermug. by whoopie Goldberg January 30, 2008
Get the smart onmug. I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
Get the REAL SMART CAN'Tmug. Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl
Aka better than Batery 💅
Aka better than Batery 💅
Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl
by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021
Get the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girlmug.