A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.
by BigPansy April 19, 2016
Get the ninja mousemug. When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.
by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012
Get the Buffalo Ninjamug. A no No hug ninja is an ultimate ninja who will do whatever it takes to stop themselves and anyone from receiving a hug.
John: Dude what happened to you?!?
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.
by ~ Hay Hay ~ November 27, 2020
Get the no hug ninjamug. After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.
Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?
I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!
I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!
by dkinirvine January 8, 2010
Get the Nose Ninjamug. by kitty1432 February 13, 2013
Get the Flute Ninjamug. a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Whippedmug. Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
by VICERN January 15, 2014
Get the spasm ninjamug.