Dolce Deuce

A shit that is so unique that it is said to have a designer quality. Generally brought on from food poisoning especially by the high meat and low roughage content of Colombian ethic food.

Friend 1: You okay man? You were in there a long time.

Friend 2: Sorry about that, I was dropping a Dolce Deuce.

by PRPaycheck October 15, 2009

Deuce an-a Quarter

A large girl, that is still attractive after 2 or so beers

YO Did you see that chick over there, she's a deuce an-a quarter!!
-Yeah but I'd hit!!

by Teddy Ted June 23, 2006

Columbia Heights Deuce

Columbia Heights Deuce

Deuce is a street gang or clique that was originated in the early to mid 2000's in the city Columbia heights. They are mainly white but have members of other races. They were very active for several years and had several known members arrested for crimes ranging from drugs to assaults.

As far as I know they are not affiliated with any of other gangs in the area and seem to be quiet but still active.

Oh you graduated from Columbia Heights, Well you must be Columbia Heights Deuce.

by crumblingheights September 4, 2019

Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.

The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Deuced out

To be entirely void of fecal matter for ready expulsion; to no longer be able to deuce.

Marcus would have settled down on the john again for round number two, but he was all deuced out.

by Dragondave December 9, 2008

Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

by The Big G June 25, 2004

fair deuce

Something that Jackson says all the time. Not that i know him or anything. I just heard hes pretty cool. But not when he says fair deuce. Because he applies it to EVERY SITUATION.

"I wanna drink"
"Fair deuce"
" Im feeling sick"
"Fair deuce"

"Lets wear this decorative hat feather to go traveling to Denmark"
"fair deuce"

by Not Jeordie June 15, 2014