nickberry

When you have poop, hair, and toilet paper stuck to your butthole.

I've had a nickberry dangling from my butthole all day

by Ginger1234 February 4, 2014

Nickelback

Garbage.

Person with a brain: "This bag of garbage and Nickelback are pretty similar."

by Dosh King August 4, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.

"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"

by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

billy bob nickel Jones

billy bob nickel Jones Is a amazing man who is good in bed and will watch you sleep he has also slept with your mum.

Gary:have you seen billy bob nickel Jones?
Sam: yeah he’s in the bed with your mum

by Ur_mom247 November 25, 2021

Nicked

When "I love you" turns into "I like you" after a short period of time.

*Commonly used by a pathological liar*

"I lied to myself as long as I could even though I knew that I loved someone else I know I nicked it up"

by Areyoushittingme July 18, 2017