Murdercat

The 3rd cat in any household, completing a kitty cabal, ultimately leading to the death of everyone in your household. A little known ancient designation originating in Egypt in the 1st Kingdom, and was the undoing of more than one Royal Family. The main reason British Royalty has always preferred canine companionship. Rumored to be the most likely cause of death in the case of Cleopatra. However, this was suppressed for centuries by the Meowmiati, a clandestine organization made up of elderly cat ladies, who changed the narrative to blame a serpent, further vilifying the snake.

After all other suspects had been cleared, detectives determined the family unknowingly brought about their own demise by bringing a third feline, a Murdercat, into their home.

by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

murderbiliaphillis

(noun) a type of sickness where one, standing at the pinnacle of murderbilia collectors, looking down at all of those slime whose collection your collection shits all over, that comes to a peak where the realization that you are the most miserable motherfucker you've ever known, an acceptance comes over you and you know then and there that you could have for one dandy, if not the epitome of what is it to be a homosexual serial killer comfortable in both his anilingus cravings and bestiality leanings, now if only everyone else would be so accepting of you.

Finally Jordy came down with a full blown case of murderbiliaphillis and cleared it, but now I am concerned he may harm himself knowing what a piece of shit, cocksucker motherfucker he truly is. I just hope he does it soon and somewhere outside, but knowing that miserable motherfucker it won't go down like that. Bastard.

by GayJordyFU April 22, 2023

Chainsaw Murderer

Not dissimilar to an axe murderer, except more hardcore and more capable of swifter, more efficient kill.

Be careful who you open the door to, Johnny - I hear there's a chainsaw murderer on the lose!

by Sarkata April 20, 2010

Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen

Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.

by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010

Accused Murderer

Someone who is accused of murdering

The Accused Murderer was guilty

by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018

bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.

Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.

by Manky Parvinussy September 8, 2018

Mudder Fudger

(n) a common term for a complete asshole. one who 'fudges mudders'. a not nice guy. typically used in place of mother fucker when young children, sensitive elderly, or your boss (especially when refering to your boss) are present

Tom: This isn't working Lisa, you're just too clingy.
Lisa: but it's Valentines Day!
Tom: Your point?
Lisa: You Mudder Fudger!

by Nina Stinkenhimer February 10, 2007