Cement merchant

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.

"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008

whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

melanie mercado

you may not like her but she will steal your man. truth.

1:is that melanie mercado? ugh i hate her

2:lmao ok but ya mans was in her dms last friday right? sus

by bootyb00ty123 February 9, 2017

Saint MercatØr 🦅🦅

Da Biggest Bird fr 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Made a famous song, "Da Biggest Bird" with 3,366,692 streams on spotify.

Saint MercatØr 🦅🦅
Don't know what you've heard (Don't know what you've heard)
Don't know what you've heard (I don't know what you heard)
I don't know what you heard (Purchase this beat)
Don't know what you heard (Ezzie, I don't know, I don't know)

Chorus
But I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird)
Verse 1
Bigger than a cassowary, or an ostrich (Me)
They wanna be like me, but they can't be like this (You can't compare, purchase this beat)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (I'm the biggest bird)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (I'm the biggest bird)
Walked in, they scared of me (I got 'em scared)
They wanna be like Moa, it's no comparison (Can't compare)
They wanna be like Chickadee singin' in the wind (Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet)
Pulled up with Aepyornis, yeah, I'm not him (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

by Zoro The Three Sword Definer February 19, 2023

merch

Combination merienda (afternoon snack) and lunch; usually served between noon and afternoon.

I merch during weekends.

by therapist032 August 28, 2010

traveling mercies

Something people pray for when they don't know what else to say.

God, we pray for Charlene's broken toe, and please give traveling mercies to Tom as he goes on a trip.

by nehrby September 19, 2009

dirt merchant

Slang for a real estate agent

David works as a dirt merchant selling that new development on the north shore

by ufcgooch April 4, 2007