Mini Snaps

This is one Badass Gangsta, this type of dude will be cool one second tho and as soon as something offends him he does the Mini Snap where he will headbutt your mother and pistol whip your dad and walk out with your dice, title to your car, your sister, your bike, all your cash and you'll still be apologizing to him for it not being enough. If you have kids tho he will be the first one to bring them gifts and to make sure they are OK and have the things they need. He can be in a gang and walk threw a rival gangs house and the rival member will be all like,"OH hey mini you good you need a drink you wanna use me as a foot stool or f!@# my chick it's cool" and his chick will be all like,"yeah its cool, your so hott."

Mini Snaps Friends, "Yo! Did you see what Mini Snaps did to New Joursey? He f!@$$# the whole states B>÷$(@'s now New York is jealous!

Mini Snaps walks in, "Pretty Kewwl!" "DECENT!" "THE WHOLE TIME!"

by BIG_BIC_ENERGY April 6, 2024

Mini Subbed

The art of a child pooing in a swimming pool and causing it to close.

-Oh no, the pools closed again due to it being mini subbed.

-The pools been mini subbed again, all out / all out .

by Helicopterfarts July 9, 2023

mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

by bigtard April 2, 2012

Chicken mini

A midget who works at chick fil a

I saw chicken mini today at chick fil a

by Saucedad69420999 May 13, 2023

Pelon Mini

A small counterpart of the soft Mexican candy that you dispense out of multiple holes, making noodle like strands of it. The candy comes in 3 flavors: Original Tamarindo, Chamoy, And Mango.

Person 1: Bro want some Pelon Minis?
Person 2: Yeah sure.

by THEPROMEDIC May 9, 2018

mini tof

a person who eats a lot and is Tons Of Fun, but very skinny.

Erica is a mini tof compared to the real tof.

by p0odz April 27, 2007

Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.

Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”

by TheManThing November 22, 2017