I'd strap on 16 a mile away

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.

Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.

by dappad May 10, 2010

Milad from iran

The term is used to describe something incredible hairy just like the superstar from iran

I smashed a chick last year who had a total Milad from iran down there she was so hairy I'm still coughing up hair balls from when I went down on her

by Freediverspider August 19, 2016

miledick

A penis that is 1 mile long.

Jimmy has a miledick

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

mileding

Word derived from arabic meaning showing of, could be through social media.
Comely used by people who think weapons and special car numbers are cool.

"Look at Tony mileding in his instagram story."
Tony posing with a gun next to a car and posting it to social media to look cool infront of his peers.

by 8klrac July 29, 2023

mildcheese

Tasty cheese.. And slightly mild.

Otherwise known as the godlike peices of yellow stuff that man worships.

Warning! Eating too much will get you addicted! So.. Watch teh fuck out.

He ate some mildcheese, then couldn't stop

by h4x0r September 28, 2006

mikedee

To date a girl who is a whore. That everyone else usually just bangs and say they were drunk when it happened.

Person 1: Theres that whore you banged last week she has a boyfriend now

Person 2: Who would date that whore.

Person 1: A Mikedee

by SteveCollardo September 26, 2006

mildow

The smell of mildew.

Those old wet close stink of mildow.

by Alex's girl March 7, 2007