Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward

Someone: I just sharted
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021

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Slave Moment

When your owner beats the fuck out of you for no reason hence the term "slave moment" it's basically a bruh moment but in the 1800's with slavery

Owner: aye nigga hop on over 'ere

slave(doesn't deserve capital letter): *walks over and starts getting viciously beat like the nigger he is*
slave: aye nigga that's a whole slave moment bruh

by Ifuckfelines February 02, 2020

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OMG moment

for those times that you read/see/hear something and your jaw drops and you follow by saying Oh my God. then you think about it and realize that is an OMG moment.

nina's husband tells her that their friend cassie cheated one her husband kevin and got pregnant. nina's jaw dropped and she said Oh my God.

that my friend is an OMG moment

by savvy momma May 18, 2009

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fat moment

an embarrassing moment when you realize you are fatter than you thought you were. occurs during unexpected times, such as when you are drying off after a shower.

"Oh god, I had a fat moment today. "

by bobby rahal December 11, 2008

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senior moment

synonym of:brain fart and brain cramp
Suddenly forgetting something you've....oh what's the word..known every other time, except for the moment someone's asking you. It happens to people 55 and older.

I had a great example, and now I've forgot it. Must be having a senior moment.
"The Bears are back at Soldier Filed. They used to play their home gamens in...oh heck, I've forgotten the name of the town. I must be having a senior moment.

by Don mac Gregor October 06, 2003

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