lesbianese

A lesbian. Use this to say someone's a lesbian in a polite way.

Did you know that Karen is lesbianese

by |\/|4574 5h1zzl3 D1zzl3 January 8, 2008

Lesbian Clam Jam

1. A social event, increasingly popular amongst women in their mid to late twenties. Two or more women of the lesbian orientation will simultaneously and continuously ram into each other at top speeds resulting in serious injury.

2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.

" EF'ING CLAM JAM!!!!"

"what's wrong with sheila?"

"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"

by greymaz April 12, 2009

Lesbian Adventure Sandals

Hiking sandals commonly worn by lesbians. They are worn even if there is no mountain or river in sight. I'm talking about lesbians and their love for Chacos.

If you look closely, that lesbian is not simply wearing Chacos. She is wearing Lesbian Adventure Sandals, and her destination is the farmer's market.

by dachronik August 1, 2011

lesbian by default

Women who choose to live their lives with other women as companions because they cannot get along with men in any other way but sexually.

Mandy finds sex with men more satisfying than with women but lives as a lesbian by default because outside of the bedroom, she can't find anything she likes or has in common with males.

by wringer February 14, 2008

Liquid Lesbian

A straight female who either makes out and/or has sex with other females after consuming too much alcohol.

She was strictly dickly but after a few shots of tequila she became a liquid lesbian.

by attacksaturn December 30, 2008

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

by m milfton November 6, 2006

Mandy the killer lesbian assassin

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Blew up an airplane in order to secure the photo ID card of a photographer. Is a member of the mile-high club. Likes to cavort around the Mojave Desert semi-nude. Failed an attempt to assassinate President David Palmer by poisoning him. CUrrently somewhere in LA (though she might come back for the season 4 finale of 24).

All you have to remember is, "Naked Mandy!"

by crazyrabbits June 11, 2006