Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.

1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!

by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022

Lazy Lippy

When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.

I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.

by KWLIP May 24, 2022

Lazy

My life

I’m so lazy right now. I really don’t want to move.

by rrin June 16, 2018

lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

lazy

Aliah and kalyn

Kalyn and aliah applied for a job and quit 3 weeks later bc they was lazy

by rash August 1, 2024

Lazy

Nah, maybe tomorrow

Person 1: bro this n😩😩(noob) is too lazy to write a definition 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

Lazy

A person who sits on Discord calls and is too busy gaming to even do so much as open task manager to make sure their CPU is doing alright.

A person who is lazy can also be described as a bin.

Friend - Ayy bro, check your CPU.

Lazy Bin - Nah man I'm playing Roblox

Friend - Bruh, you're lazy.

by ItzOrange March 26, 2022