Laurel

A Yanny.

Person 1: Hey, what's your name?
Person 2: Hi, my name's Laurel.
Person 1: Nice to meet you Yanny.

Laurel by LittleSperm June 8, 2018

lauren

a lauren:
a thin eyed gem of a being. her eyes are long and she has widescreen vision, she's a true gift of life and joy. with little to no friends.

excuse me lauren, can you see me? maybe you should squint more.

lauren by ilovelaurenz89 December 14, 2010

Laurentian Hot

Used in contrast to the regular definition of hot(Where one would be smoking at 10 and hideous at 0), A Laurentian Hot would be comparable to a regular Hot's 5

Rosie O'Donnell is Laurentian Hot

Laurentian Hot by DCDCdam May 15, 2007

Lauren of the Island 

A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.

A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.

Lauren of the Island by FainsL April 22, 2009

A Lauren 

When you're on FaceTime to someone 24/7 but you've never met in person, but you consider them as a sister.

Person 1: Is it like A Lauren?
Person 2: Yeah, it's exactly like that.

A Lauren by Freebie Freestyler January 27, 2018

Lauren Conrad 

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!

Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*

Lauren Conrad by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007

Lauren Called 

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.

How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.

Lauren Called by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010