Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.

Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu

by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023

Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.

Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.

by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Grandfather Jonathan

guy 1: papa johns

guy 2: Grandfather Jonathan

Grandfather Jonathan Grandfather Jonathan

by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020

Jonathan Pierre Hilton

A sexy rat.

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."

by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021