jeremy

absolute fucking legend he will give you a blowjob if you say nice bike

can nut in your ass if you piss him off

fuck you jeremy then jeremy nuts in your ass

by jermey cook April 2, 2025

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most kind person I have ever met he is sweet and caring and I love him

Me:I love you Jeremy. Jeremy: I love you too

by TheyluvMe😛 April 5, 2025

Jeremy irons

Sexual act of farting in your partners face during 69

Did you hear what happened to Stephen last night? He got a Jeremy Irons from Jennifer.

by JerryIron April 12, 2025

Jeremy

the smartest, most intelligent hansomest guy i know. very trust worthy, but unusual way of showing love, but shos it better physically

"im so smart!" not as much as jeremy

by cc 3:> April 22, 2025

Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."

The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.

by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

Pulling a Jeremy

The art of "pulling a jeremy" is when party a does not want to participate in any previously planned activities but instead of relaying the message of cancellation party a (the canceler) gives party b (the cancelee) a maybe, causing excruciating pain to party b and immobilizing them indefinitely.

Friend 1: yo bro we still going to that cougar bar like we planned?

Friend 2: ehh idk bro, maybe i can go but i just stepped on glass earlier and my mom just got home, but ill let you know..

Friend 1: you really a pulling a jeremy right now

by Coachbag August 28, 2023