Jade allen

A dirty hoe whom will daye any boy or girl but is very sweet and very corny

You are a jade allen

by Jade allen January 7, 2019

Jade

jade is just a girl trying to live her life, don’t hate on her she didn’t do nun 2 u

“i hate you jade”
jade: “stfu i literally don’t care”

by urbandickzzz March 10, 2024

The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.

She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

by biggestpapi December 20, 2017

Pulling a jade

When you successfully steal any type of alcohol from someone else. This may be at a party, from a relative, from a friend, from a store, etc.

Gaven: “i ran out of crown so i tried pulling a jade and stole some from my neighbor”

by Dat coonass February 18, 2018

Jade

Jade a very hot and sexy person you will never find a better girl or girlfriend then jade she is sometimes not so kind but doesn't mean to come off that way she is the most beautiful girl you will meet.

Bob the builder: Jade is so hot ❤
Gerald: I know right *looks at her then faints*
Jade: *starts laughing and says thank you*

by bbggggggggggggggg January 31, 2022

Jaded

Getting high by snorting 2cb

Lets get jaded
Were going to get so jaded

by NINJ4F0X April 16, 2022

planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly

fucking planet jade

by trip trip March 24, 2012