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Italian woman

Italian woman are generally fast, wild drivers. They should be kept off the roads!
That Italian woman just knocked that poor old man over.
by Mafaldaz December 19, 2007
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Italian Flu

When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.
Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.
by Gabriel Riggs January 8, 2009
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hot italian grinder

a sex move known to itlian-americans as well as a sandwhich made by "lefty" at the NIEHS cafeteria in RTP.
Hey man, I just gave my girl a hot italian grinder all over her face!
by sonny_D April 8, 2008
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Italian WASP

An affluent guido who takes great pride in his appearance. Has fierce Italian pride, but still likes shopping at Hollister. Prominent in Staten Island's South Shore and New York suburbs.
Joe: Eeeyyy, me, Vinny and Vito are going tanning after school!
Tom: You're all such stupid Italian WASPs.
by Paddy McShanty December 27, 2007
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italian job

1)A jealously inspired get even scheme perpetrated behind the targets back. 2)Malicious acts Italians are known to do.
Some asshole did an italian job on my car last night, busted the glass and slashed the tires...shit..
by Vinny De Toenaili November 27, 2003
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Italian tool kit

A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.
"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!
by Turkey Trot November 12, 2010
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Italian

A race of people with the biggest noses in the world.
Their egos are generally as big as their noses.
Did you see the size of that Italian person's nose? Be careful around them, they might stab you with it.
by tweek2311 April 27, 2014
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