hipster fuccboi

Unlike typical fuccbois you will find these in groups of 5 to 10. Usually using slang before it's cool and doing style before it's cool. Unfortunately they can still steal your bitches like a typical fuccboi unlike a hipster. Usually succumb to cuffing season at some point in their lives, unlike typical fuccbois.

John: Look at Asher over there with his beanie, stealing our bitches like a true hipster fuccboi.

by HipsterFuccboi February 13, 2017

Hipster God

see Rollins, Henry

I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!

by Cryptic IV May 14, 2017

hipshaker

Bootylicious dance party

Let's go to to the hipshaker at Club X tonight.

by shaolinpunks June 14, 2017

Hipsandbottomus

N. A female of the human species with extremely large hips and buttocks.

Dude, she's not my type, she's a real hipsandbottomus!

by Firemedic69 August 17, 2017

hipster sean

A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.

That fat lumberjack guy drinking a latte in his misfits T-shirt is a real hipster Sean.

by lordofalltime January 15, 2018

hips of kilometers

Big sexy Hips

Damn girl you have some Hips of kilometers!

by Stupid people that are Mexican February 4, 2018

Hipster

The epitome of a poser. A person in the teens, or 20s that thinks not being into mainstream stuff makes them cool. Usually stuff that was popular way before their time (i.e. cassettes). This group wasn't even thought of or old enough to remember the 80s, or 90s. Yet acts as if they're the supreme authority on both decades. Not realizing the stuff they like such as the fashion they wear was worn decades before. Unlike the 30+ crowd which actually grew up with cassettes, vcrs, denim high waisted shorts. So therefore can never be hipsters. These teenyboppers, and twenty something are posers. Also might add that hipsters, and bohemians aren't the same thing. Bohemians are artistically inclined, hipsters are just about image.

Teen 1: I'm so cool, look at me! I'm listening to a portable cassette player. I'm such a hipster!
30 something: So what? Thanks to Ebay, and Etsy. Anyone can buy one, and so what? I had the real thing when they were popular

by StarDust1981 June 1, 2018