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helenschen is gorgeous, funny, and loves pigs. she is, when she isn’t drunk, not that talkative and a little shy. but when she’s drunk: she get’s talkative and runs away. (especially with the pig). go and get a helenschen! helenschen likes jannEK, jan, linus, and the pig from “saufen mit den bres”.
by luischen November 21, 2021
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person1: Have you heard of the woman who did that incredible intelligent, kind thing?
person2: Was her humor also hilarious and she seemed a bit french?
person1: omg yes how do you know?
person2: It must be a Helene!
person1: I wanna be like her...
person2: Me too...
person1: She would tell us that were nice the way we are.
person2: Yes. She is so great!
person2: Was her humor also hilarious and she seemed a bit french?
person1: omg yes how do you know?
person2: It must be a Helene!
person1: I wanna be like her...
person2: Me too...
person1: She would tell us that were nice the way we are.
person2: Yes. She is so great!
by helenesfriend November 21, 2021
Get the Helene mug.the inventor of gingers and also a word to describe gingers, she once saw a carrot and thought “hmm yes, this is a very good hair colour” and then put it on herself only to then change it 15 years later.
by piperarmstrong September 4, 2021
Get the helenturner mug.One of the amazing deities of the Joulism Religion.
Typically, she is prayed to if you are wanting to pass important examinations such as your GCSEs.
Her most famous quote is "Ploem", which became important for prayer - came to be after misspelling Phloem.
Unfortunately, her whereabouts are currently unknown, which has saddened everyone.
Typically, she is prayed to if you are wanting to pass important examinations such as your GCSEs.
Her most famous quote is "Ploem", which became important for prayer - came to be after misspelling Phloem.
Unfortunately, her whereabouts are currently unknown, which has saddened everyone.
Person 1: Have you prayed to Helena Royle?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Let's pray to her together
Person 1 & 2: Ploem, Ploem, Ploem...
Person 2: No, I haven't. Let's pray to her together
Person 1 & 2: Ploem, Ploem, Ploem...
by fraujoules September 22, 2021
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