half-life

What you'll have once you install this game.

I have such a Half-Life. I haven't left my computer in ages.

by majuwsnjnidid December 29, 2006

Half hour news hour

A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.

A good example of epic fail.

Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?

Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.

by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008

Half-rican American

Person with a black parent and a white parent

I knew he was half-rican american; just look at his parents

by Jbales January 10, 2009

half a tick

A measure of time. Meaning half of a clock tick, more precisely, half a second. Not to be used literally, more to indicate quickness.

"Man I can't drink I got a test tomorrow."
"Dude you'll be aite, just stop by for half a tick."

by mck1 May 1, 2009

half-body

When you get a couple of strokes in but there's no money shot due to an inconvenient location or situation.

Wale: I was gonna fuck this girl, but my roommate had a girl in the room. So we had to go to the bathroom, but it was really cramped and we couldn't finish.

Dr. Dre: Oh so you got the half-body?

Wale: Yeah, pretty much The half-body sometimes can leave you with blue balls though.

by PajamaBoy September 3, 2011

half a Rock

Half of a million i.e., $500,000 dollars.

"Houses in this part of the neighborhood start out at half a rock minimum..."

by Junckmale April 27, 2017

One-and-a-half Date

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.

Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.

by rickbrunernyc April 10, 2010