The sexiest, most handsome, little, skinny, red dread headed man alive. He can Fo Sho be a smart ass dude, with a short temper, and isn’t much of a people person, but he really cares about all children and deep down is a decent human being with morals. He also has 3 beautiful daughters that love him as much as he does them and a grandson that never fails to show his excitement every time he sees his face, loves The Grateful Dead, has a sweet sense of style with the tendency to influence others in that aspect, and his confidence and intellect take his attractiveness to a whole other level! His soulmate that goes by the name “D” or “gumbalsboo” loves him very much and after nearly 20 years still gets butterflies at times when she sees him. And even though he has a very satisfyingly large penis, and a very soft touch that drives her wild she claims that has nothing to do with her constantly growing obsession with him! He is basically perfect in her eyes and the absolute BEST!
Some random Bitch~ Just glances in gum-bals direction
gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
by gumbalsboo February 24, 2023
Gum Dropper.
n.def: Any food item, usually from Thailand, that clears you out so thoroughly, you drop the gum you ate in high school.
n.def: Any food item, usually from Thailand, that clears you out so thoroughly, you drop the gum you ate in high school.
by RtMeier January 05, 2021
When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.
by Extraivy September 23, 2019
by marie71 May 07, 2020
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 10, 2023
TS Gum
by slickhead May 18, 2012
When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.
by tcanmongeau December 09, 2018