Gettymology

(Adj.) The ability for very wealthy families, throughout history, to conceal the roots of their evils beneath branding, rags-to-riches folklore or neo-altruism.

The insistence that one's family name is paramount.

Auto-didactic, revisionist history.

A compound word derived from the words "etymology" (history of a word) and the infamous "Getty" family who were fine exponents of the craft.

"Whatcha reading there...is that the history of the Rothschilds publish via a company they own?"
"Yeah, so?
"Gettymology, right there my friend. They'll be no clan outfits in any of those closets then!"

by Diogenetics March 30, 2023

Gottesglaube

The act of overtaking a slow vehicle in a turn or otherwise obscured situation.

Don’t commit Gottesglaube! You bring yourself and other to danger with it

by Atheist100 April 27, 2023

Gooty

Genitals, gonads. Created by Dr. Tobias M. Curtis from the TV show "Scorpion" as a language experiment (creating a new word with the goal of it being added to the dictionary simply by releasing it into common parlance).

Example:
"Ouch. I bet you felt that in the gooty."
"I am a skilled lover, I don't need any tips in the gooty department."

by Sprocket77 May 1, 2023

GotTahMahTyKnows

Another way of saying "God Almighty Knows." Mostly used in the south, often heard in African American communities. This word is often used in anger, shock, or when you're fed up of some annoyance and or some body. The word itself can be one sentence by itself.

Ruby if you don't stop tapping on the table like that, gottahmahtyknows what I'll do!

Mom, Miss Theresa next door died! Gottahmahtyknows!

by Mr. Howelton July 8, 2023

gottleation

taking lots of beer in bottles ; being a drunk bastard. (verb) /(noun) superlative = gottleatude

got a goddam gottleation and the gotalaloleatude with the goddam gottleing membranes

by bobedybob08 July 21, 2023

Gottem Immunity

Gottem immunity is a term given to only the coolest non dweebs out their. It signifies that someone cannot be gotten. Typically a wheel of fortune is spun to see who has/doesn't have gottem immunity.

yoo less go I have gottem immunity

I can't be gotten since I got gottem immunity

by Johnerson the fifth July 30, 2023

gottem immunity

Gottem immunity is the feeling, sense, and ability of being immune towards being "got" or "gottem." This is only given to those who are above the rest of the friend group. It can be decided through challenges, voting, or a wheel. Gottem immunity is super cool.

"I have gottem immunity!"
"I vote that Clyde should have gottem immunity."

by Weirdly.Stupid July 30, 2023