golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.

I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.

by Three points November 25, 2016

Golden balloon fight

A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night

Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.

by Maginican February 15, 2017

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

golden fox

A man when he enters his 30s

Oh wow, Addy has turned to a golden fox.

by Yddaz April 12, 2017

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017