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Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.
I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!
by sk8lin December 6, 2010
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Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.
That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick
by Tubleez December 23, 2008
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Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.
Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.
by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019
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goose roll

when a drunk "goose cock" curls into a ball and rolls down a hill.
Nick got all "goose cocked" last night and "goose rolled" down a hill
by JuggaloDAB theREALone July 5, 2011
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Pink Goose

An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio.

She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.

JakJak being their main source of prey.
That Pink Goose and her Huyton bird have been luring people into their HP bottle with their bacon again!
by GingerSexyMan123 July 28, 2012
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giggle goose

One is called this when one can not seem to stop laughing, or laughs often at many things.
Trey: Hah HAH hah!!

Taylor: "Trey you are such a giggle goose! Plus you are a tool."
by Kaleighi December 16, 2008
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Goose Bottom

After completing a less than satisfactory clean up job on aisle buttox, the wounded TP soldiers left behind nicely resembling goose plumage.
Yo man, go splash your buns...you've got goose bottom. (Usually happens at a nudist colony and/or White House function)
by General Freeze March 15, 2011
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