#1 The One who wanted to be God cause God rulz! But ended up his own cuckold. Now he spends every waking minute pretending to be a winner. His time is almost over.
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
Me# Satan, ur not welcome here!
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Satanmug. Creating something nasty in the toilet (along the lines of booze poos) that may require health and safety investigation, or even forensics, to investigate whether there is actually something dead in there.
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!
"Dude, I wouldn't go in there for at least 30
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”
by Meg A Tron August 10, 2022
Get the Satanic Shitualmug. When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out
Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”
Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”
Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”
by anonymous July 9, 2025
Get the Satanic Titanicmug. 
do I really need to explain this one to you? Satan is my muthafucking daddy. his dick is big and its redder than your moms pussy after being penetrated.
"oh Satan" YESSS MORE SATAN MORE
by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018
Get the Satanmug. uh idk satan
by _some dude_ February 6, 2022
Get the Satanmug.