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Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
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Faith

Faith-So pretty thinks she all that cause she is and she is very much unique and loves to talk mess about people and says it to there face and knows how to fight she a BIG Gangster she think she run everybody and she talk back a lot Faith we’ll also put her self first then think of others.
If you have a faith I’m so JEALOUS
by anonymous December 10, 2022
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Faith

A girl who is as beautiful as a colder day in the summer and the sunset at noon. She knows how to make people laugh and pulls people in to her web of friends with ease. She is very intelligent and finishes all her work unlike most students. She is A P.C. ( Bojack reference).
Wow Faith is so likable.
by Ghost112 May 15, 2024
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Faith

A professional mizer in every way shape and form .
Proper beautiful in the ‘everywhere’ and likes ********

(He likes her too)
How are uu doing today faith
Ha
by Babes 😮‍💨 April 2, 2022
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faith trip

To leave where you live, pack your bags, no turning back, head to the future, to a place of your choice with no real plan for a vision and make it.
"How did you make it here Johnny?"

"I came out here on a faith trip. I met so and so and so and so and I did this and that those things and now I just made it and I'm happy to be here where I am today".
by RoyGolden January 14, 2017
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Faith

The best god damn woman you’ll ever meet she’ll make your life so much easier and happy
Faith is lovely
by anonymous September 19, 2020
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Faith lawrence

A faith Lawrence is a small, blonde, winey, crying, girl who is scared of walking
“Omg have you met faith Lawrence she’s super hungry rn”
by Zadypho August 2, 2021
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