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emotional ejaculation 

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.

emotional epilepsy 

When several powerful and sometimes negative emotions appear simultaneously and cause a cognitive meltdown. The person usually acts harshly as a result or sometimes simply shuts down for a time as a result.
He told her she looked nice today but she immediately thought of all the men who had been abusive to her so her emotional epilepsy caused a strange reaction because she spit on him.
emotional epilepsy by itkillz July 25, 2017

Emotional blueballs 

When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.
It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.

emotional head 

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.
Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.
emotional head by Some bro dude September 18, 2017

empotions 

Its potions with emotions, its just something amazing, we can all thank pravda for this word
I tried using potions but it turned out it had emotions and it ran away, they were empotions
empotions by Haze,theolderbrother October 20, 2017

empotions 

LOOOOOOOOOONK - Pravda
LOOOOOOOOONK PLS ACCEPT MY EMPOTIONS
empotions by Haze,theolderbrother October 20, 2017