person1: "I can't believe they ran out of mayonnaise, all they had left was egg sauce."
person2: "did you think the packet with the egg on it was egg sauce and not mayonnaise? WOW! this is an egg sauce moment."
person2: "did you think the packet with the egg on it was egg sauce and not mayonnaise? WOW! this is an egg sauce moment."
by Dizzyguy June 19, 2021
Get the Egg sauce moment mug.Passing of a solid egg through ones anus. Makes a notable "kerrplunk" sound as it penetrates liquid beneath. Will most likely splash undercarriage. Takes place in bathrooms, over tarps, in pants, at Thai ping pong shows and has been seen in isolated farming communities. There have been several reported cases of this occurring spontaneously, most of which have been debunked after initially sparking debate in the science world.
by ideasnshit October 6, 2010
Get the egg dumper mug.The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)
As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)
As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!
Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.
Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.
Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.
Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.
by legstretch October 19, 2012
Get the Egg Carton mug.When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.
by The Popesicle February 17, 2008
Get the Egg Beater mug.When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.
by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010
Get the egg alert mug."Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."
by TheBurninator December 11, 2003
Get the egg nog mug.The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecating it as feces.
by Euroboy June 30, 2005
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