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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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Douchebag

Above the level of jerk and asshole, but not quite reached the level of fucker or motherfucker
wow holy jeans, way to be a real douchebag
by AwsomeBDD February 28, 2018
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douchebag

Someone who posts rude shit on forums and is a complete asshole. <read 'Ob-rus-nine'>

Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
douchebag >> btw, since Ruby originated in Japan, I really doubt it uses english words in the japanese version, rofl.

Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...

OR

Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
by Slender Man September 26, 2010
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Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant
That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.
by Eddie-O March 19, 2018
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Douchebag

Someone with a common name and last name. Preferably Smith
Lol that dudes last name is smith, what a douchebag
by RealDude27 January 7, 2022
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Douchebag

Doug teegarden the manager of unloads at dhl cvg
Who’s that douchebag? Oh it’s just doug
by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025
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Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.
by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021
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