Douche-Trigger

Something or Someone that makes a person act like a total asshole or douche-bag.

"Hey man, why does bill act so weird around christy?"
" Well, i heard that christy was his DOUCHE-TRIGGER, thats why i don't hang around them both at the same time.

by troppyiscool April 14, 2010

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Douche Empress

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.

by WestATLien April 21, 2010

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Douche Container

a vessel in which you store you douche contents

Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010

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Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.

There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!

by vedaslade March 24, 2010

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