Urban dildo legend

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me

The urban dildo legend

by Kingofdick October 8, 2020

2 sided Dildo

A dildo that the top side is a wiener and the bottom is also a wiener attached together.

This 2 sided dildo is amazing for doggy style.

by koolroy98 March 11, 2012

dildo r us

Location where one must go to purchase a dildo and find a large variety and selection.

Hey dude let's go to dildo r us.

by DcMasta May 5, 2008

Evil dildo day

Thursday the 23rd.

In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans

"Happy evil dildo day!"

by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009

Go sit on a dildo

The untimate defensive insult, complementing "your spleen." It implies that you are being a d-bag and should go anally violate yourself.

Dude #1:Hey man, why dont you go do your mom!
Dude#2: Why dont you go sit on a dildo!

by clavis jotey November 9, 2004

Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009

double sided dildo

long two sided dido used for double penatrations (dp) or using up the butt or clit and sucking at the same time. also used to pleasure two people at the same time.

max was using his double sided dildo with phil. it was jammed deep in their asses.

by konrad and christian July 31, 2008