San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")

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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.

by DerSizzler July 13, 2012

Diego

Your asian looking friend who wears glasses and watches porn

Diego want to watch some porn

by Inside you May 8, 2019

Diego

A trash can at every game ever
Little shmeat
Cant play fortnite
Vertically challenged

Damn I swear all Diego’s all the same homie choked the match

by TTVloneshark June 10, 2022

Diego

A lame ass racist nigga who kisses boys! lmaoooo this shouldn't even be on this sight!

you see Diego over there? watch, he's about to do the splits and hopes his wrestler buddies come out of nowhere.

by Braxton Leinial November 23, 2021

diego

small penis, zero women, anime nerd, cheater, red flag, bad bf, doesnt know how to joke

omg did you just say diego??? girl get away from him he's a red flag!

by ihatemenlmao March 14, 2023

Diego

The man who posses a hammer between his legs.

Diego could beat me to death with that dick.

by Timtrocity March 25, 2022

diego..

diego is a crazy fucked up dude that thinks hes so fucking hard but in reality the biggest fucking pussy to live. not respecting women is gross btw.

diego.. is a gross women hater that also hates himself but will never do anything to fix himself.

by stupidassmf March 9, 2025