crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?

Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!

by ham s-wich February 19, 2021

Crusty

Highly unpleasant, disagreeable or trashy

Even though it's essential, social media is crusty, crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Crusty tooty

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone

Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty

by Carol_thebomb November 17, 2020

Crusty Wing Sauce

Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.

“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”

by Shmeu September 26, 2020

Crusty

The people you know that call you crusty, but in reality, they’re crusty.

You’re so crusty!

Please, you’re the crustiest crustean in the word, crustball.

by theperfectpseudonym April 13, 2019

the crusty bin

its the lost and found bin its (crusty) know one wants it because the items inside are (unused),(forgotten) and unbelievably (crusty).

person one: " i cant find my hoodie"

person two: "did you check the crusty bin?"

by low_kin_4fourty7 January 8, 2019

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019