Crusty Joke 

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

Crusty Joke by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

crusty brick 

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty

"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick

crusty brick by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

crusty penguin 

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

crusty penguin by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

Crusty Blowback 

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.

"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"

Crusty Blowback by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

Crusty Boris 

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

Crusty Boris by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

crusty crusader 

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view

Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre

crusty crusader by JohnXL December 16, 2017

crusty farm hand 

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

crusty farm hand by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018