crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.

I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.

by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026

Crank Ride

The act of six men gathering together to join in a “tour de France” esc competition of who can crank there hog the fastest while making constant eye contact with another male and a four inch Swedish dildo up there rectum

Me and me buddies have big plans this weekend, we’re doing a crank ride for charity.

by Realmanjud January 31, 2026