relationship closet

When two people are more than friends but the do not want anyone to know.

My best friend and her boyfriend have been an item for a year. They need to come out of the relationship closet and and admit they are in love.

by laura46 December 9, 2010

elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

by the_elder July 28, 2009

locked in the closet

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.

Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.

by MexiGin May 14, 2012

I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"

I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021

Water Closet

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

by Pimperator March 13, 2004

closet exhibitionist

closet freak. someone who seems nice but is really secretly naughty or a sex freak

Shay is a closet exhibitionist. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.

by TresGorgeous July 21, 2006

hate us cause they anus

A way of saying the phrase, "Hate us cause they ain't us" with a little more elegance.

Webster: "Boy I'll tell ya Garth, them jocks are always ragging on us for our programming skills."
Garth: "Hate us cause they anus!"

by Tim Funkin' January 15, 2015