Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Crip

A gang dominently on the West Coast, are mostly in hiding after breaking a Queen of Hearts heart, unfaulty due to the same ol' shit. Unfortunately, with music strictly underground have lost much news source. Crips sprung from Sneaks Forest, blue is where it's at, all heart and more play makes for a blue day, couldn't ask for a better Bay. Often, unfair discrimination can be seen in rules such as no gun silencers, and the naming and hating on cat callers. Crips call bloods pigs and send tissue and cards in regards, since slobs are a fan of squares. They at times, can't sleep due to anger caused by so you eat people, sups? Crips are also known for the best dance in the world, but that's not their job, and cannot due the dance correctly if their heart is negatively afflicted.

Lolo: What's craccin' , cuddie?

Steve: Crip be at blue, boo loot the trill.

by booziebobeep August 26, 2017

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Crip

One of the most biggest gang that only worship the color Blue also known as crips. Also they have their one most wanted rival the Bloods.

Crip is a violent gang that worship blue

by Lox is cripin November 1, 2017

cRIPPLE

A lightcoiner / Crypto noob who is trying to fomo into buying RIPPLE at it's all time high.

"Hey bro do you know where I can buy ripple with credit card or paypal?!"

"Bro do you think I should sell my LTC for Ripple?!"

Oh my God these cRIPPLES are tryna get REKT

RIP

yo bigup satoshi

by synaesthetic April 23, 2018