cheeses crepes!

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!

by Adman12 October 26, 2005

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.

"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."

by asswip'e October 19, 2007

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

cheese piece

a cheese piece (sandwich) is a girl who is not very attractive but you would still shag her i.e. I wouldn't go out my way for a cheese piece but if there was one there I'd eat it!

Dude that chicks a cheese piece!

by ChrisCal84 November 14, 2013

Cheese Hat

The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.

After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.

by Spulta February 7, 2015

cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth

Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead

by vipie2000 September 4, 2019