Care

1. A sarcastic way of saying "I don't care."

2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."

The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.

Sarcasm : Person 1. "I can deadlift 430lbs" Person 2. "Care"

Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*

Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"

by ExplicitTaco January 3, 2022

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

Cares

short for "who cares"

p1: your parents could get mad if they find out!
p2: cares.

by ohokaynvm76 January 11, 2022

No one cares

A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.

Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022

Who cares?

Used by absolute imbeciles who don’t have any parents and lives in there fat uncle joes basement where they look at anime girls for there whole life with a goatee.

Person one:Guys! My dad survived cancer!
Person two:who cares?

by Brupperwasstolen March 20, 2022

Self care

Eating coco pops at 9 pm while watching Claudia Sulewski on youtube

I am going home and do self care

by Gabby123kr February 4, 2022

I don't care

also referred to as I DO NOT CARE
to hear and breathe with perfect hearing
to not put energy or emphasis on things not reciprocated

sometimes used as sarcasm sometimes used with sincerity and sometimes used BOLDLY as in there is nothing else left to do about it or that a person would be able to do

"I DO NOT CARE" if you don't want to attend the party with me

"I don't care" what people say I know I'm a good person

by UnoYoko February 11, 2022