Hit that relax button

chill out, quit having a temper tantrum, WEAR IT, it's not the end of the world, things could be a lot worse, get laid, smoke some weed, take a chill pill, be cool,

Larry (playing Black Ops): Jesus Christ I fucking knifed him!!! How the fuck did he shoot me?
John: No you didn't.
Larry: Fuck you dude. I hit R1 before he could even shoot, this is bullshit!!
John: Hit that relax button you fucking baby!!

by TheNeckCuttah July 26, 2011

Scammell Starter Buttons

Scammell starter buttons. Adjective. Describing large nipples.

She was lovely..thoroughly enjoyed playing with her Scammell starter buttons.

by Mr Henderson Smith July 7, 2009

participant button bride

n. 1. Not really good looking enough to be a trophy bride, but every bit as skanky."

It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.

by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

the dislike button

The most horrible thing to ever exist on YouTube

The like button gets a lot more attention than me...

~the dislike button

by PersonGuy101 November 30, 2017

saved my buttons

Slang for saving and/or helping someone in a situation such as avoiding stalkers or carrying someone out of a burning building. Most commonly used as a term for those who manage to keep the buttons on a jacket from receiving much stress.

Dude 1: I'm gonna sit down
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!

by furbyarmy July 23, 2010

belly button milking

when you are having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and ejaculate in her belly button. then later squeeze it out of her belly button like you are milking a cow

my friend: i had the best sex last night
me: did you do some belly button milking

by rad rebel November 1, 2017

Snooze Button Rage

The deep seeded, bubbling resentment and pure rage the partner on the alarm clock side of the bed who doesn't have to get up yet has for the partner that keeps pleading for the snooze button to be hit "one more time". The snoozing partner invariably manages to sleep in between each snooze push and will be late for work. The alarm clock button pusher will lie there, awake and just waiting for the end of each nine minute interval because they need to hit snooze again. The snoozer feels great. The alarm clock keeper is exhausted, having been on snooze duty for 45 mins instead of sleeping.

Wayne: uhhhhh, too tired to get up, hit snooze again.
Kate: this alarm has been going off for half an hour.
Wayne: what are you on? I've only heard it once, zzzzzz
Kate: I am going to smother you with a pillow and my defense will be Snooze Button Rage.

by Amanda Lee Smoth July 20, 2012