Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

butthole cup

If you hit the middle cup in your first shot in beer pong and have to take your pants off

"You hit butthole cup"

by beerpongexpert February 1, 2018

butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 21, 2023

butthole buzzer

someone that hits a vape through their butthole.

person one: hey can i hit ur vape?
person two: sure man
person three: WOAH STOP DONT!! hes a butthole buzzer!
person one: Aw wth dude that’s disgusting.
person two: sorry man it just tastes better:(

by CHEETOFUSTCRUST July 14, 2023

butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 16, 2017

Butthole after Taco Bell

pain

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!

by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021

Chum Bucket Butthole

When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.

Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.

by West side Bobby July 8, 2023