Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.
by E from the East. November 24, 2008
Ron and Naomi liked to crash house parties, go to a bathroom and pay a visit to The Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown.
Upper Decker Blumpkin blowjob
Upper Decker Blumpkin blowjob
by Lionel Letterman February 09, 2017
The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.
I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.
by INFDOC September 10, 2021
to receive a blumpkin while playing a death match in the classic nintendo game, super smash brothers.
"im getting a Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee......oh, yeea....ohyeah......BRRRRRIIIINNNGGG get the fuck off me."
by tpeezy November 09, 2006
A mixture of Piss Female Cum, Vaginal Sweat, and occasional Period Blood, which is drunk by a man performing a Blumpkin on a woman. The man will start to thirst for more Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice, and become a Blumpaholic.
by ZJeski March 29, 2020
A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."
She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.
by noturavgirlie May 13, 2015
by mrButters April 23, 2009