bludster

I don’t really know the definition it’s a goofy name I made up.

Hey! Jason you fucking bludster I’m coming to your house to raid your fucking fridge.

by Callmebbq August 13, 2023

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Bluesky

(BLÜ-skē)

A blowjob left unfinished, resulting in blue balls.

Alternate: an app that will never get out of beta

Aw man, I finally hooked up with Jenni, but her dad called in the middle. So all I got was a Bluesky.

Alternate: I just got the best blowjob of my life. It was so good, I have to post about it on Bluesky!

by People Paula September 3, 2023

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bluesed

in a state of shock or disappointment; or meaning "bruh"

#bluesed
"I'm so bluesed right now."
"That shit bluesed me."

by ace1shiftz September 5, 2023

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Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

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