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Bungie Belt

When a redneck forgets his/her belt and uses a bungie strap to keep their crack covered.
Jr. was on a job remoldelin a trash trailer, and caught a crack draft. He then went to his truck, straped on a bungie belt, now his crack is free form trash talk.
by wormalnermal March 20, 2010
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Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022
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Black Belt

When a white male achieves a nigger cock
Don't mess with Dian he's a black belt
by Bossy boy January 3, 2017
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Belt

Little:*makes grabby hands*
Daddy:use u your words
Little:GIVE ME IT NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Daddy:hey? You’re gonna get the belt now!
Little:*runs away from daddy*
by Hilda123459 December 6, 2021
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Belt

An object used as a whip and generally can be very painful. Or if you’re weird it can be used for weird sex
Man that’s belt really hurt
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
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Bivalve Belt

Polittically liberal culture, or lack of culture, like, whatever, within clamming distance of the coasts and inland salt water bodies (Puget Sound, Straits of Juan de Fuca, estuaries) of Washington, Oregon, Northern California, British Columbia, and Alaska. Spiritual Icon is Ivar Haglund (deceased and not risen again), Seattle seafood restauranteur and local character, noted for his sagely peaceful spiritual advice, "Keep Clam." Bivalve Belt persons are noted for prissily liberal politics, a fun-demented belief that Ivar will stay dead, 'Save the Spotted Owl' bumper stickers, and walking in the rain without umbrellas. A few have drowned by staring at the sky (overcast) with their mouths open.
Eat your heartland out, Midwest and Southern states, you've got the Bible Belt, but we here in the Northwest Corner are the Bivalve Belt.
by Darwin'sFossilizedArmdillo October 3, 2012
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