beating oreos

When one gives their significant other an orgasm. Therefore beating Oreos, the most orgasmic cookie ever.

Dude! She was so good last night, she was beating oreos.

by Oreofreak150 January 16, 2011

Birthday beats

The birthday boy/girl receives the amount of punches equal to their age and can chose any arm they want, if person is skinny they only have to accept punches from a person of their choice

I am the skinny bday boy only person number 1 can give me birthday beats

by Symbitatch November 15, 2020

beat for the head

when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.

Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?

Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick

by Richyyxo April 2, 2019

Beating A Bronco

A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey

"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."

by MapleSizzurp August 4, 2017

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019

Beat that water

When you need to go take a shower

Aye, I’m done working out and need to beat that water before we go eat.

by Slash Vin April 15, 2021