Beautiful Thief

Someone who you would least expect to do something.

He/she was a beautiful thief - I had no idea he/she crashed the car.

by Martial Law May 8, 2011

beautiful person

why are you looking this up? :(

You're the beautiful person!

i mean, look at you!

So beautiful! :)

Me: Hey Alex!
Alex: yeah?
Me: do you see the beautiful person reading this!?
Alex: ofc i do!

by 𝒾𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 😕 February 12, 2021

Beautiful Agony

The face you make when having an orgasm. Similar to the "O Face" but lasts the whole experience.

Gets its name from the fact that the pleasured person contorts their face in such a way as to look like they're in agony, but in reality, are much happier.

"Dude, I just found a whole bunch of You Tube videos with chicks filming their beautiful agony as the masturbated"

by DodgyBarnet September 6, 2006

Beautiful Freak

A fan of the band Hot Chelle Rae. Beautiful freaks are one of the nicest fanbases around, unlike the dreaded Directioners.

~Also known as Fire Starters~

Interviewer: So what's it like, being a Beautiful Freak?
B.F.: Oh, it's the best. The bandmates love us just as much as we love them.
Interviewer: So it's a good fanbase, then?
B.F.: It's more than a fanbase - it's a family.

by SwagAndYoloAreDumb November 6, 2012

Beautiful Hated

Being hated, persecuted, and neglected because one is beautiful.

Antonym: Truth, Love, Beauty

Exotic beauties are among the first to be Beautiful Hated.

by Alina Orlova 3 May 9, 2009

Beautiful new BLOO. passport

The parssport that Boris Johnson wants all Brits to have

Does Brexit... Make my passport expire? No, but that does mean you are entitled to a beautiful new BLOO. passport

by ♥🗺☠ June 12, 2021

Beautiful Butthole

This is a female butthole that is so nice that you just wanna fuck it real hard. I mean this butthole is perfect. Its not dirty or anything. It even smells good: like fresh picked apples. Its so perfect that poop has never touched it. This butthole is so good that you even wanna lick it and kiss it and stick your toungue in it and touch it and stick your nipples in it and finger it and stick your toes in it and rub the outsides of it with your forehead and put shaving cream all over it and shave it and then play ultimate frisbee with it and then give it gadorade to drink because its probably thirsty from playing ultimate frisbee with you and then feed it strawberries dipped in chocolate and then put eyes on top of it and a mouth on the bottom of it and pretend its a face and talk to it and whisper sweet nothings in its ear and then watch poop dribble out of it.

I was fucking this girl and lemme just tell you she had one beautiful butthole.

by E? September 4, 2006