The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.

Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!

by funk potato September 09, 2009

the best names

Phil Macrackin
Phil Magroin
Hue Janus
Joe... we all know Joe
Deez... we all know Deez
Myra
Myla
And of course
Wendy

Guy 1: you know the best names
Guy 2: like phil?
Guy 1: PHIL MYCRACKIN! HAHAHAHAH
(proceeds to shove cock in mans ass )

by wack_1 November 17, 2021

Best of British

Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.

"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"

by Gjord September 11, 2022

Best mate

Best mate is essentially the better version of a best friend best mate is the best relationship u can have with someone.

Hey have u met my friend jazz she's my best mate.

by Nicool105 November 25, 2021

Best Friends

Very close people to you that help you through tough spots, and help you out( most of the time).

"Omg. Look at that group over there. They must be best friends"

by SugAR Coated January 18, 2015

Best Friend

The person in you'r life whom always has you'r back, and you always have theirs. In good times and even more so in bad times.

bf1; "dang I am so broke this week, I don't even have gas money."
bf2; "Its cool i'll spot you a $20 till you get paid."
bf1; wow, really?!
bf2; " Yea ik you'r goof for it, and you would do the same for me, we best friends."

by allieAnn94 May 13, 2015

Best Friend

Two friends who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who have casual sex without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment

Come over best friend

by Modus vvendi November 06, 2017